I hate you because this instantly made me think of you. I’m honestly surprised you never did this when we lived together. Dude this is some shit you would do lmao and you’d be cracking yourself up while making it “menstruation crustacean” has your name all over it i’m dying. I’m dying we need this right now, like stop everything, we are getting an apartment together right now and we will have is in our bathroom.
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I feel like you would’ve done this when we lived together, but I wouldn’t tell you to move out because I think it’s genius. If we had room for this in the bathroom, I’d do it just for the sheer enjoyment of explaining it to people. I actually would like to purchase the lobster butler platter statue but I can’t find it. So… if anybody knows anything. What’s the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean. I wish I saw this earlier to put in your bathroom for when you get home because it’s the best thing I’ve seen. Would you hate me if I did this in the bathroom? Seems like it will make my period easier by giving me a fit of giggles Every time i go change lmao. Why do I feel like this is something thy would have happened in our apartment expect we wouldn’t kick each other out we would be like hell yeah! It matches the cookie jar!